Feb
14
Written by:
Andrew Marx
2/14/2008 1:24 PM
Cliff may have introduced us to the Buffalo Theory, but Norm Peterson's known for quite a few little gems of wisdom as well. Here are some of the better ones:
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?
Norm: Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?
Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.
Coach: How's a beer sound, Norm?
Norm: I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in.
Woody: What's your pleasure, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Boxer shorts and loose shoes. But I'll settle for a beer.
Sam: What do you say, Norm?
Norm: Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer |
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Woody: Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass.
Woody: Can I pour you a draft, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A little early, isn't it Woody?
Woody: For a beer?
Norm: No, for stupid questions. |
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